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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:06
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Still no good
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance